Anyway, I digress. My biscuit monster is No. 3 son. He seems to be having an eternal growth spurt. I’m not sure there is enough growth to justify the amount of food pilfering that goes on though. If there were, he would already be 6’4” and at 4 years old that would be Guinness Book of World Records material.
So what should I do? It doesn’t matter how high I put the biscuit tins – and putting them too high just adds a whole new level of danger to the biscuit theft escapade.
I could of course just not buy biscuits. But that would be grossly unfair to the rest of the family who are restrained (well, fairly restrained) biscuit eaters.
So I guess I will endeavor to find new hiding places for biscuit tins. Or I will just have to deal with a VERY tall 4 year old.